18. Massachusetts.Weird. Okay have a rad day. @themariagariepyTumblr (3.0; @staygoldjesus)http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9ef683758e8557fa6b43f7be99c3076/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7f5ccb2e880e244cdbd59255dc97107/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf402d9773a2c53c4d8e1179fd8839ba/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e875333d5b9ba96d0250adcfd6da3c2/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1bf8b92007f523fdbcc483f3e1388bc/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/892d8b9b956bedcbf8fb0f782b8aaf59/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2caa5c1ee895a6b14829848b9088d97/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/545bd71c6e8fb81ec3479f9429448986/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24db1bfe6d3989ba1cd568afe0a08e88/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06b619652a1476fe35beeb8ed26849d3/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fairytalessdoexist.tumblr.com/post/53012653180" target="_blank">fairytalessdoexist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>All that I know is I don’t know how to be something you miss…</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53321302403http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53321302403Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:11:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9ef683758e8557fa6b43f7be99c3076/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7f5ccb2e880e244cdbd59255dc97107/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf402d9773a2c53c4d8e1179fd8839ba/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e875333d5b9ba96d0250adcfd6da3c2/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1bf8b92007f523fdbcc483f3e1388bc/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/892d8b9b956bedcbf8fb0f782b8aaf59/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2caa5c1ee895a6b14829848b9088d97/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/545bd71c6e8fb81ec3479f9429448986/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24db1bfe6d3989ba1cd568afe0a08e88/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06b619652a1476fe35beeb8ed26849d3/tumblr_moff2ikvZJ1qbja8do5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fairytalessdoexist.tumblr.com/post/53012653180" target="_blank">fairytalessdoexist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>All that I know is I don’t know how to be something you miss…</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53321215259http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53321215259Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:10:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06232e5d3f49f36e85c375d121d6903f/tumblr_molhiuIZ9K1qa051so2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c116f7b402584508fafc927a46efeff/tumblr_molhiuIZ9K1qa051so1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HL45VHNHvkg" target="_blank">x</a></p> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53321080455http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53321080455Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:09:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06232e5d3f49f36e85c375d121d6903f/tumblr_molhiuIZ9K1qa051so2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c116f7b402584508fafc927a46efeff/tumblr_molhiuIZ9K1qa051so1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HL45VHNHvkg" target="_blank">x</a></p> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53321020445http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53321020445Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:08:23 -0400<p><a href="http://poemstobutts.tumblr.com/post/53319095432/you-are-1-182-miles-away-my-arms-arent-long" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">poemstobutts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>you are 1,182 miles away.</p> <p>my arms aren’t long enough</p> <p>to touch your butt.</p></blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53319866188http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53319866188Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:53:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6nud5u8q1qa59w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://97bonnieandclyde.tumblr.com/post/7501481265/eminem-eating-m-m-with-others-eminems" target="_blank">97bonnieandclyde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems</p> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53233983944http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53233983944Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:48:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/adee272c77b8a22a108eb2a2a76987ef/tumblr_mjrtbl9HMa1qgo2o2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://floatingmemories.tumblr.com/post/53081376647/yoko-ono" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">floatingmemories</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Yoko Ono</p></blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53155425850http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53155425850Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:47:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me50ddj4td1r0jyx7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53153478873http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53153478873Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:19:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/48a725cb209ad7cb3f9fae57cd461871/tumblr_moigg21h9V1ql7gudo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53153419267http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53153419267Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:18:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd0b5f825c10c3f970437c8d2f643639/tumblr_mi3bd6TmV21r9ouy2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53152284802http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53152284802Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:01:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightscrest.tumblr.com/post/53036616467/ikebanas-knightscrest-my-greatest-dream-is" target="_blank">knightscrest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ikebanas.tumblr.com/post/53036553150/knightscrest-my-greatest-dream-is-to-swim-in-an" target="_blank">ikebanas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightscrest.tumblr.com/post/52903993783/my-greatest-dream-is-to-swim-in-an-ocean-of-orange" target="_blank">knightscrest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.</p> </blockquote> <p>is this the real life, is this just fanta sea?</p> </blockquote> <p>if i had a nickel for every time this comment was added to this post id probably create a pressurized nickel gun and shoot myself in the head with all of them at once</p> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53151984609http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53151984609Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:57:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d19254b150a032334f1fd8ef07f824a/tumblr_mognpnWPCk1s19qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>@kyle187:</strong> Welcome to the 70’s</p> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53151005318http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53151005318Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:43:11 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53150821387" src="http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150821387/audio_player_iframe/staygoldjesus/tumblr_lnk8x8jXy61qcmuf8?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fstaygoldjesus%2F53150821387%2Ftumblr_lnk8x8jXy61qcmuf8" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jnasbrothers.tumblr.com/post/53033356212" target="_blank">jnasbrothers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://silent-inspirations.tumblr.com/post/7047924789" target="_blank">silent-inspirations</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Joe Jonas - The Headline Song (Radio 1)<br/></strong></p> <p><em>My giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing<br/>A ghost stole our live savings<br/>Stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide<br/>My mate boiled my willy</em></p> <p><em>I’m so fat I broke the toilet<br/>Six toilets actually<br/>I fell for a sexy robot<br/>I paint with my boobies</em></p> <p><em>My psychic dog has healing powers<br/>There’s a time lord in my loo<br/>Mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)<br/>I fart on men’s faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)</em></p> <p><em>I’m so fat I broke the toilet<br/> Six toilets actually<br/> I fell for a sexy robot<br/> I paint with my boobies</em></p> <p><em>With my boobies, yeah.</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150821387http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150821387Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:40:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/553687bfd67315574283dc1ac9c02078/tumblr_mnptje2ehg1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150711629http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150711629Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:38:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/553687bfd67315574283dc1ac9c02078/tumblr_mnptje2ehg1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150604841http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150604841Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:37:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96906401ad2d408edf4ea2be21acded1/tumblr_mohtkdJii81r1mrcso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd5cf41b697cab0ca06393bfa2c7caa0/tumblr_mohtkdJii81r1mrcso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150068318http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53150068318Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:29:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc4d1904789849e660ec54e9234b2042/tumblr_mlijomo3wh1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53072649335http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53072649335Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:09:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3meay069k1rnfdsho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53072004784http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53072004784Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:59:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://birdnipple.tumblr.com/post/24589176871/bad-social-habits-i-have-mumbling-not-smiling" target="_blank">birdnipple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>bad social habits i have</p> <ul><li>mumbling</li> <li>not smiling</li> <li>trailing off</li> <li>crossing my arms</li> <li>looking angry even though im not angry</li> <li>the fact i cant even socialize</li> <li>the fact im me</li> </ul></blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53071685106http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53071685106Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:54:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pip-pip-scooby-doo.tumblr.com/post/52691016360/starfish-are-stickers-you-know-whats-fucking" target="_blank">pip-pip-scooby-doo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starfish-are-stickers.tumblr.com/post/52434504139/you-know-whats-fucking-worse-than-no-pockets" target="_blank">starfish-are-stickers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?</p> <p>fucking <em><strong>FAKE</strong> POCKETS</em></p> <p>THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT</p> </blockquote> <p>one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason</p> </blockquote>http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53061372103http://staygoldjesus.tumblr.com/post/53061372103Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:09:04 -0400